People Are Scary – Social Battery Tee

The Story
This one’s for the introverts, the socially exhausted, and the “I’d rather be home” crowd. Instead of forcing another fake smile, let your T-shirt do the talking: people are scary, and your social battery is officially dead.

The Art
Large gothic “People” lettering stretches across the chest in pale grey with a soft drop shadow, giving it a bold, slightly metal-band feel. “are scary” tucks in under the last letters, and above the wordmark sits a small cross-style icon circled by the phrase “MY SOCIAL BATTERY IS DEAD.” Minimal colours, maximum attitude on a solid black base.

The Spirit
It’s not about hating people – it’s about protecting your peace. This tee is your armour for crowded metros, group plans and office parties you didn’t choose.

• 180 GSM bio-washed combed cotton for all-day comfort
• Regular unisex fit that works across body types
• Classic round-neck rib that keeps its shape
• Pre-shrunk, colour-fast fabric for long-term wear
• Soft feel on skin, sturdy enough for daily rotation
• Printed in Chennai, crafted with premium blanks from Tirupur

• Enjoy free shipping on all orders for a limited time no minimum quantity.
• Normally, we charge a flat ₹60 for orders below 3 T-shirts, and offer free shipping for 3 or more.
• Orders are dispatched within 48 hours from Chennai and delivered across India via DTDC and Professional Couriers.
  Tracking details are shared once shipped.

• You can request a return or exchange within 7 days of delivery.
• Items must be unused, unwashed, and returned with tags and original packaging intact.
• For regular returns, customers cover the return courier cost.
• If you live in or around Madipakkam (Chennai), you can also drop off your return directly at our store with no courier charge.
• We’ll issue store credit or a replacement once the product is received and inspected.
• If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll cover all courier charges.